Christmas tomorrow

Woop woop
Hope you've all bought my presentzzzzz


I think we should all take a moment to remember what this holiday is really about:
Santa Claus.
After all, it is his birthday tomorrow so make sure you leave him a mince pie or something. He deserves it, gosh.












And before you get all Christian on my ass, I am a Christian and I know damn well what this holiday is about and I totally respect that. This is called a joke. Look it up.